Woke up this morning to another birthday, and on this occasion, my wife prepared a large brunch for us. Mimosas were a welcome part of the morning (half bubbly, half orange juice in a Champagne flute), and Cook’s was what we used for the mixture, thus the title reference to “ghetto”mimosas.
In all fairness, I stole that phrase from a furniture salesman. He used it in reference to André, and I loved it.
André and Cook’s share some important characteristics. Both are very inexpensive sparkling wines, and both continue to call themselves Champagne, regardless of how offensive that is to the rest of the wine producing world.
Champagne is a place, not a type of wine, which they well know. What they make is nothing close to Champagne, which they also well know, unless they are suffering from intense delusions. The only thing that keeps it from being false advertising is the fact that they were grandfathered in when the courts ruled that companies from other than the Champagne region of France could no longer label their wine as such.
Anyway, I love Champagne, so I would never want to waste it by mixing it with orange juice. That makes these $5 sparklers the perfect choice when all I want is the sparkle, not the taste. I would never serve these wines by themselves, but as mixers, they do the trick without breaking the budget.
Cook’s is made in Madera, California, where I was about two weeks ago. Interestingly enough, while I didn’t pay them a visit, I did stop in and see Andrew Quady at Quady Winery in Madera.
The reason that’s intreresting is that Quady makes wines in the tradition of Port and Sherry. He uses the grapes, the methods, the traditions, everything except the name. That’s because he gets it.
Places like Oporto, Portugal (Port) and Jerez, Spain (Sherry) have worked hard to make a name for themselves and their wines, as has Champagne. Quady chooses to call his wines by other monikers out of respect for the place where true Port and Sherry is, and always has been produced.
My purpose here is not to insult for the sake of insulting, but to continue to call out those who need to change their ways. You’re not making Champagne in California and selling it for $5 a bottle, Cook’s, so quit acting like it. Call it what it is, and I’ll continue to buy it and not feel the need to rail on you when I read the label.